When I came home from a date night the other night, Jack was already in bed. But wide awake. He had sacrificed his beauty sleep so he could be alert to tell me all about the treasure map when I got home. Mountains and deserts and ponds...ponds?...OK, whatever, ponds. Probably deep, dark ponds with dangerous...ummm...koi living in them. Careful, they can take a foot off. Even a decoy treasure X so you will be tricked into thinking you had found it but WHAM! A trap right next to the decoy. Sucks for you, careless treasure hunter. Only the brave and true of heart will make it through the terrible, um, waffle-maker traps and reach the glorious treasure nestled between the shore and the desert
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