And then there was...

poop. Lots of it.

Dropped the kids off this morning and came back to get some work done at the house. Had just finished with mowing the lawn and weeding when I got a call from school. "Jack has had a BM accident." (That's parent-speak for "your kid pooped in his pants" for those of you sans kids) "And the teachers have tried to clean him but it's pretty bad so we think he needs to be showered off. Could you come in and get him?"

Well. That's one call I haven't gotten before. I got there and Jack is buck naked in the bathroom with a teacher still trying to clean him off. She said she just threw away his shorts they were so bad. She also said another boy had the same thing happen yesterday and then vomited, so I hope there's not a bug going around. So we came home and showered clean and Jack said he would just rather stay with me. So here we are hanging out.

Yesterday was the open house for the elementary school that Jack will attend in 2 years. It is a brand new school and we thought it would be neat to go check it out all spankin' brand new. So we took the kids up there. Jack was fascinated. He calls it the "big school" and he loved looking at the big classrooms and the cafeteria and the gym. He just kept saying "wow". The he announced on the way out that he was ready for high school. JOhn told them that we could look into it as soon as he poops on the potty all the time.