yuck

Oh, hey internet. what's been happening with you? What's that? Am I aware I haven't posted in about a month? What's been going on you ask? Why, that would be phlegm. We have had lots of it over here. Starting with the typical cough and nose running from the Jackelope. But as you know, as child illnesses move to adults, they turn into the plague. Oh, and if the adult is a pregnant woman who can't dose herself up on all the fun meds like Nyquil, then the illness really goes crazy. Voice gone, nose clogged up, hacking, and not a good dose of theraflu in sight. So I resorted to the ever attractive sniffing and gargling of salt water. John said it sounded like an animal dying in the bathroom. That's love.